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Incredible RajniKant..

Some days ago, Prajwalit posted facts about Chuck Norris & Vedang posted facts about Linus Torvalds . After all, they all are foreigners, I was in search of a true Indian hero. And I got Rajniknat.

Here are some unbeatable facts about the true hero Rajnikant :

1) Outer space exists because its afraid to be on same planet with Rajnikant

2) Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice.

3) Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of head.

4)Rajnikant does not wear a watch. He decides the TIME.

5) Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.

6) Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.

7) Rajnikant home has no doors. Only walls that he walks through.

8) Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth & boils the water with his own rage.

9) If you Google search "Rajnikant got kicked", you will get zero results. And your internet will be collapsed.

10) It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.

11) The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the triangles off.

12) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.

13) Rajnikant once ate the entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.

14) The only things that run faster & longer than Rajnikant are his films.

15) Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

16) When Rajnikant does a push up, He isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing Earth down.

17) Rajnikant can do wheelie on a unicycle.

18) Titanic is now to be remaked in Tamil with Rajnikant & Ash. But climax is changed as Rajnikant swims across the whole sea with Titanic in one hand & Ash in other.

19) Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.

20) Rajnikant broke his own record of being underwater for 20 days by 5 days. This time he came out of water because of request of president of USA to save Earth from some alien attacks which were kept secret from ordinary people.
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New year, new experiences...

One more year passed! Earth completed one more rotation around Sun! One more birthday passed with confusion whether to celebrate birthday because one more year passed or not to celebrate because one year is now reduced from life !

Let it be ! In this post I am not talking about last year's experiences or not trying to focus some unknown side of my life. I just want to put 2 experiences that I came across within the first week of new year !

1) Radio Speaker :
I am using normal Mercury speakers which are five years old now. Two months ago, I started to use new speakers having bass & all other facilities which I borrowed my friend because his computer wad down. I kept my speakers in cupboard. Three days ago, he took back his speakers & I started using my pair again. When I connected it, I was astonished. I can hear radio from one main speaker now. Of course its voice is low, but person sitting in chair next to computer can listen to it. When I start playing songs on computer, I listen song from one speaker with big voice & radio from other in low voice.

I don't know yet how to control it. I mean, I can only listen AM band on it with Pune . But soon, I will try to find how to play FM & other bands :P

2) Stopped call timer in mobile :
I use Motorola W220 cell phone. It works fine. But from 2 days ago, its call timer is stopped.Everything except that is OK. Now whenever I call someone or I receive any call, timing of call is always 0.00 minutes. But call charges are calculated perfectly :P . Of course its not highly important issue to pay attention, but stopped time counter ?? I have seen stopped speedometer of bikes. Its always possible. But this is unique I have ever seen !

I don't know yet how its happening. May be my wise friends can guide me. I am thinking to inform AAJ TAK about this issues. Who knows, I can be next breaking news :P :D