facts about Chuck Norris & Vedang posted facts about Linus Torvalds . After all, they all are foreigners, I was in search of a true Indian hero. And I got Rajniknat.
Here are some unbeatable facts about the true hero Rajnikant :
1) Outer space exists because its afraid to be on same planet with Rajnikant
2) Rajnikant has counted to infinity - twice.
3) Rajnikant is so fast, he can run around the world & punch himself in the back of head.
4)Rajnikant does not wear a watch. He decides the TIME.
5) Rajnikant gave Mona Lisa that smile.
6) Rajnikant can slam a revolving door.
7) Rajnikant home has no doors. Only walls that he walks through.
8) Rajnikant grinds his coffee with his teeth & boils the water with his own rage.
9) If you Google search "Rajnikant got kicked", you will get zero results. And your internet will be collapsed.
10) It takes Rajnikant 20 minutes to watch 60 minutes.
11) The Bermuda triangle used to be the Bermuda square, until Rajnikant kicked one of the triangles off.
12) There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Rajnikant lives in Chennai.
13) Rajnikant once ate the entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
14) The only things that run faster & longer than Rajnikant are his films.
15) Rajnikant's every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
16) When Rajnikant does a push up, He isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing Earth down.
17) Rajnikant can do wheelie on a unicycle.
18) Titanic is now to be remaked in Tamil with Rajnikant & Ash. But climax is changed as Rajnikant swims across the whole sea with Titanic in one hand & Ash in other.
19) Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajnikant, there is no other way.
20) Rajnikant broke his own record of being underwater for 20 days by 5 days. This time he came out of water because of request of president of USA to save Earth from some alien attacks which were kept secret from ordinary people.