5

The Project Day

Nachiket: Would you like to become my partner ?
Me: ??
Nachiket: BE Project partner, I mean.
Me: O ! Thats great !
Nachiket: Ok. So we 4 are fix now!
Me: Who ?
Nachiket: You, me, Praj & Harshad. Call Praj & tell him about it (?)

I obeyed & called Praj. Then we had a telephonic conference among 4 partners & in that we first decided to meet at Relax for "further discussion"
So, It started this way ! After attending seminar by Dreamz on BE project, suddenly everyone was on fire to find "perfect match". (Of course, I was absent for that seminar!) & our group formed successfully.
Since formation, We are following some rules. For any discussion, we go to Relax or to Durga ! I don't know how efficiently we discuss there but its an unbreakable tradition now & Praj tries to break it by suggesting some other place because of "Gym Effect"

As final year student, we have a whole day reserved as Project day. So we 4 try to do some work on that day. As we have whole day, we don't do much individually on remaining 6 days !
On that special day, we decide one home, Mine or Praj's for meeting, mostly Praj's home is selected. If timing is fixed, I & Harshad go to Praj around half hour late after prescribed timing. Praj is usually on his computer downloading something. No sign of Nachiket ! So instead of wasting time, we go to Youtube to see some videos & have a discussions on it. After some time Nachiket comes & joins us in that. In the meeting we always have competition about lowest level PJs. There is no lower limit to such PJs & mostly they are based on current situations! We invent so many new words in discussion (i.e. Hebdalichya, LZ & many other that I won't dare write here :P)
After Youtube session we try to do actual Project work seriously for maximum half an hour. Its time for Harshad to sleep & Nachiket to play OST form LOTR. So both continue with their wishes & we enjoy!
After some more time, we realize that we all are hungry & its time to take lunch. No one opposes to this proposal & we decide restaurant of the day where we can discuss while taking lunch. Our lunch section continues for one & half hour & ends with Paan of Nachiket.
Post lunch section is obviously lazy. I also sleep some time. Praj is totally unaware of what is being done by Nachiket on computer, looks here & there & starts playing with cellphone. Harshad can sleep in any position so no question about him. Only Nachiket works on computer doing some Gammat which usually involves copy paste form different places & ends in unsolvable mess up. It takes around half an hour for others to understand what he wants to do, what he has done & how to come out form it. After tackling that problem, we take a short break & go to some other sites to enjoy !
After some time, we feel that its evening now & we are suppose to go home. We decide to go to Durga or Relax!
while coming out from Praj's home, we realize that we haven't done any remarkable in whole day. So we decide to do something constructive next time & this happens again & again & again...
6

Why Did chicken cross the road ?

I asked following question to some persons

Why Did chicken cross the road ?

It is natural for these persons to forget such a questioner. So we will forgive them & enjoy the answers.

Politicians:

VILARRAO DESHMUKH:

I will tell it after the meetings with Sonia Gandhi & Congress Committee.

BALASAHEB THACKERAY:

We are with marathi chickens. Let us see who has power to touch those chickens!

SHARAD PAWAR:

Since I have become Agriculture Minister, yield of chickens in India is increasing. One day you will see everywhere, not only one, but hundreds of chickens crossing the road.

R.R. Patil :

I agree with Saaheb.

L. K .Adwani :

Its a move by weakest government of ManmohanSingh to divert attention of poor people of this country. I am shortly starting a nationwide RathYaatra to create awareness among people !

Prakash kaarat:

There are only two sides of a road - Left & Right. It chicken is on left side now, We congratulate it for coming to right side else we we condemn it.

IAS OFFICER:

We will make a committee to study this matter which will try give report in 10 years.

TRAFFIC POLICE:

We have to check whether it crosses the road at the time of RED SIGNAL on zebra crossings or not !

Friends:

Harshad :

सोड ना ! कशाला उगीच tension घेतो ! If it is optional, then mark "C" option as it is true many times !
Otherwise tell as "out of syllabus"

Nachiket( Yes, the same famous Nachiket Kakatkar) :

I think I have read similar problem about horse. Lets try to apply it here.But I tell you 30,000 times that it was not a chicken. It was someone else. I can bet on it but I am ready to loose nothing !

Salil :

The scientific name for domestic Chicken is Gallus domesticus. Chicken is a type of domesticated fowl believed to be descended from the wild Indian and south-east Asian red jungle fowl.(Blah, Blah, Blah .... This continues about biology, history, information, breeding & care of chickens for 3 pages with information form 5 different reference books because toppers get 5 library cards in PICT !)
So, Chicken crossed the road.

Prajwalit:

Google it!

Sandeep:

Can I eat that chicken. I haven't ate chicken in last 11 hours !

Rao:

As the chicken is going form one side to another, its calories are consumed. It helps in weight loss. I am also trying to follow chicken to reduce my weight.

Jitesh:

I will discuss it with Kedar in next meeting.

Richa:

Why are you guys always try to divide chickens like you always try to divide my group. See chickens are good. I have selected photo of 2 chickens as my photo on Orkut. Thats why I get so many friend requests everyday !
Don't you have any work ? I am studying now. So DND !

Rajashree:

I am a pure vegetarian. So, I won't discuss such non veg issues.

Ketaki:

Can you hear the beats made by chicken while crossing the road. You should feel that. It maintains its individuality even if it is crossing the road.

Chill:

I agree with Jitesh or Ketaki. With anyone you tell !

Sanjyot:

Did you really see it ? I cant be true.Did you see any one of us? It was suppose to meet us secretly at our secret meeting with Kalpak ! We will take extra care next time. Now forget what happened !

kamlesh:

आईला ! तू अजुन्ही कोंबडीच्याच पाठी आहेस का ?