Why Did chicken cross the road ?

I asked following question to some persons

Why Did chicken cross the road ?

It is natural for these persons to forget such a questioner. So we will forgive them & enjoy the answers.



I will tell it after the meetings with Sonia Gandhi & Congress Committee.


We are with marathi chickens. Let us see who has power to touch those chickens!


Since I have become Agriculture Minister, yield of chickens in India is increasing. One day you will see everywhere, not only one, but hundreds of chickens crossing the road.

R.R. Patil :

I agree with Saaheb.

L. K .Adwani :

Its a move by weakest government of ManmohanSingh to divert attention of poor people of this country. I am shortly starting a nationwide RathYaatra to create awareness among people !

Prakash kaarat:

There are only two sides of a road - Left & Right. It chicken is on left side now, We congratulate it for coming to right side else we we condemn it.


We will make a committee to study this matter which will try give report in 10 years.


We have to check whether it crosses the road at the time of RED SIGNAL on zebra crossings or not !


Harshad :

सोड ना ! कशाला उगीच tension घेतो ! If it is optional, then mark "C" option as it is true many times !
Otherwise tell as "out of syllabus"

Nachiket( Yes, the same famous Nachiket Kakatkar) :

I think I have read similar problem about horse. Lets try to apply it here.But I tell you 30,000 times that it was not a chicken. It was someone else. I can bet on it but I am ready to loose nothing !

Salil :

The scientific name for domestic Chicken is Gallus domesticus. Chicken is a type of domesticated fowl believed to be descended from the wild Indian and south-east Asian red jungle fowl.(Blah, Blah, Blah .... This continues about biology, history, information, breeding & care of chickens for 3 pages with information form 5 different reference books because toppers get 5 library cards in PICT !)
So, Chicken crossed the road.


Google it!


Can I eat that chicken. I haven't ate chicken in last 11 hours !


As the chicken is going form one side to another, its calories are consumed. It helps in weight loss. I am also trying to follow chicken to reduce my weight.


I will discuss it with Kedar in next meeting.


Why are you guys always try to divide chickens like you always try to divide my group. See chickens are good. I have selected photo of 2 chickens as my photo on Orkut. Thats why I get so many friend requests everyday !
Don't you have any work ? I am studying now. So DND !


I am a pure vegetarian. So, I won't discuss such non veg issues.


Can you hear the beats made by chicken while crossing the road. You should feel that. It maintains its individuality even if it is crossing the road.


I agree with Jitesh or Ketaki. With anyone you tell !


Did you really see it ? I cant be true.Did you see any one of us? It was suppose to meet us secretly at our secret meeting with Kalpak ! We will take extra care next time. Now forget what happened !


आईला ! तू अजुन्ही कोंबडीच्याच पाठी आहेस का ?

6 प्रतिक्रिया:

Prajwalit said...

abhijit : 'chicken la "Ghari Jaicha" asel'..

nivaantharshad said...

abhijit petlay!!!

KNachiket said...

abhijit ne 'peticap' ghaatliye..

KNachiket said...

are maajhe waakya chukiche lihiles....
I dont care if I loose... thats the right one...

Frostbite said...

naad khulaaaa!!!!

Cayla said...

Good for people to know.